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My guinea pig is walking the dog

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My guinea pig is walking the dog

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THIS GIF IS WHAT THIS PICTURE WAS MADE FOR

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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memewhore:

I want this guy to buy me lottery tickets.

Or maybe he had a guy on the inside who was all, “don’t fly today bro.”

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pleatedjeans:

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Life’s tough for a douche bag.

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Life’s tough for a douche bag.

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buzzfeed:

It’s your destiny to take this quiz.

If the quiz itself didn’t grab me, the description sure did.

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saskiadesiree:

pizza-party-for-one:

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pitysects:

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.

^ yep

except actually you don’t because for a lot of people, the patriarchy isn’t even a factor, they just like the feeling of wearing lipstick or shaving their legs or fucking smiling. get down off your fucking cynical holier-than-thou white horse and realise that sometimes people do things /because they want to feel good/ u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

If it isn’t the patriarchy, then explain to me why 90% of men don’t do these things.

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